A First . . .

I don't usually do the public blog thing. I'll throw one in here or there on my Myspace profile but it's been quite some time. I usually keep journals and fill those with my crazy days, my sad days, my happy days, you get the point.

For whatever reason, my roomie thinks I need my own show. She's always like, "You're just so "you", people have to see how funny (I think her way of saying "crazy") you are. " I think she is eventually going to plant some nanny cams around this place and try to pimp me out to the Reality TV world. Hey, I can't blame her. Times are rough, the economy is bad. We all gotta make a buck somehow. Haha. I, myself, would either love to have my own radio talk show or be on a reality TV show, preferably The Real World or Bad Girls Club. I would never do a dating show or all those "Looking for Love" bullshit shows. The only way I would do one is if I had the dudes chasin' after me. My momma didn't raise no fools. LOL. And there is no way in hell I'm eating a pig's balls or laying in a bed of roaches or any crazy mess like that Joe Rogan. No offense, but that's white people shit. So I guess this is a start, a public blog for all to read.

So sit back, relax, enjoy and welcome to my crazy ass life. You'll meet the crazy sober Monique' and during the drunken moments, my even crazier alter ego "Nicole" who likes to wild out. Don't worry. I'm sure she'll post a blog at 3am while she's gettin' her after the bar eat on - usually a bean and cheese taco from TC's - and you'll see what I mean. And when I say crazy people, I don't mean mental, just a girl who LOVES TO ENJOY LIFE NO MATTER WHAT. :)